The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says "Kemosabe, look toward the sky, what do you see?"

 The Lone Ranger replies "I see a million stars."   "What that tell you?" asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a moment and then says "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billlions of planets. Astrologically Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, its evident the Lord is  all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorogically, it seems we will have a good day tommorow. Whats it tell you Tonto?" 

Tonto is silent for a moment, then says "Kemosabe, you dumber than a buffalo chip. Someone has stolen the tent!"

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A ndn is sitting in a bus stop with two old white men the first white guy says hey herb "where u going for vacation this year ?" herb tells him "im going to montana to fish this year" the first guy looks at him and exclaims "y do u want to go there for there aint nothing but a bunch of damned ndns there" herb then asks "where u going the guy says im going to arizona and soak up some sun" herb looks @him and yells "u moron, there nothing but a bunch of damned ndns there!" then the ndn guy speaks up and comments "Y dont u both just go to hell!! there aint any ndns there!"